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1-An (Old) women /woman who is 70 years old,was jumping on the bed,she wants someone to say :"please girl sit down."(Hey YOUNG girl, would you sit down please?

2-An old man ate a cockroach thinking it was ....Old man eat the cockroach ,he think it is date.

3- An ant Anet stand / climbed on top of a strawberry on the cop of Strawberry,and said it say :at last I saw the red sea.

4- When his thief 's son succeeded in his examsuccess in his school,

his father asked him if he wanted the neighbour's car a gift . do you want your neighbour’s car to asergha for you.

5- Two old woman/women wanted (,they want) to get maried ,and they wrote in advertisment (get married from once and next once will be free. Marry one and get the second free.